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Take me Bernard
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Summer is coming.
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If you find yourself incarcerated in a maximum security prison, this is the toothpaste you will use. Two things of note:
- The tube and toothpaste...
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But you weren’t there. You were busy making The Punisher.
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Crazy Monster can’t wake up
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And finally this one. Happy Valentines Burney, you ugly mutt :D
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The Revelation of Bodies
Anne has always been taller than him, even (or perhaps especially) in their childhood. When they are alone together, she...
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It appears the campaign to merge Australia and the US to form one nation called Ameristralia is as doomed as the Tasmanian tiger.
Tired of public health care, gun control and that pesky metric system? Say “Yes” to Ameristralia!
Or alternatively, return the USA to the bosom of the glorious British Commonwealth! Allow Uncle Sam to motorboat Britannia, as it were.
“I wouldn’t call her *useless*. She could probably be used as a floatation device in an emergency”
Insult of the Day
Mind not blown
People of Planet Earth (who like to use the term “mind blowing”)!
Look, the last time somebody told me something I would actually consider “mind-blowing”, it was when my dad found out at age 60 that he had a half-sister his parents had never told him about. So unless you seriously believe that the information you are about to impart is going to come as more of a shock than that, please go and find another adjective.
All I’m saying is: How do we know that colossal squid don’t live in giant cities beneath the waves and occasionally don people-suits in order to walk amongst us and study us?
A Ricardian fanfic historical fiction by the lovely and talented quirksilver:
Anne has always been taller than him, even (or perhaps especially) in their childhood. When they are alone together, she teasingly calls him ‘little Richard’, as if they were still at Middleham, him on the ground and her, somewhere above, dangling a favoured book just out of reach. And until now,…
My shiny new Standing Desk. Not as fancy as the ones on Ikea Hacks, but it does the job.
“You can’t make people happy by law. If you said to a bunch of average people two hundred years ago “Would you be happy in a world where medical care is widely available, houses are clean, the world’s music and sights and foods can be brought into your home at small cost, traveling even 100 miles is easy, childbirth is generally not fatal to mother or child, you don’t have to die of dental abcesses and you don’t have to do what the squire tells you” they’d think you were talking about the New Jerusalem and say ‘yes’.”
Terry Pratchett
